Muffin (muffinluvr4life) wrote,
Muffin
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I realize this breaks the mood... but i couldnt help myself.

Urban Dictionary.com

Okay, so my brother said jerk off today and i realized he didn't know what it means (laughs histerically) **just wait, it gets better**
So, while on my quest to enlighten him, i found these---

Penis
9038 up, 2882 down
 

The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.


Masturbation
965 up, 241 down
 

Mass murder of millions of tiny defenseless sperm.

If hitler was into masturbation instead of murder all the millions of deaths would not upset the world.



And now for a few of my favorite classics -

eskimo
109 up, 27 down
 

One of God's frozen children.


  eskimo
53 up, 52 down
 

snow mexicans


Cheesus Crust
29 up, 1 down
 

Our lord that art in cheese.



No, my mood hasn't improved. but i found this BEYOND hillarious.

Enjoy!
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