Okay, so my brother said jerk off today and i realized he didn't know what it means (laughs histerically) **just wait, it gets better**
So, while on my quest to enlighten him, i found these---
The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
Mass murder of millions of tiny defenseless sperm.
If hitler was into masturbation instead of murder all the millions of deaths would not upset the world.
And now for a few of my favorite classics -
One of God's frozen children.
|Cheesus Crust|| |
Our lord that art in cheese.
No, my mood hasn't improved. but i found this BEYOND hillarious.